Bonjour, mes chéries.

I am Siobahn.

A small-town Miss Americana turned wannabe European aristocrat, where sophistication meets modern folly. Welcome to my world.

A feast for the eyes

Because every picture is worth a thousand wanks.

Meet the Muse.

A tale of the enigmatic escort whose allure could rival that of the Gods (but she’s down-to-Earth, we swear!)

Your most burning questions, answered.